My motherly instinct is always to put Jason’s finger in my mouth after I test his blood. The kids scream, “Gah! Vampire!” after I do it, but it’s just reflex!

wilfredotorresart:

You’ll Never Be As Cool As… #CharlesBronson

wilfredotorresart:

You’ll Never Be As Cool As… #CharlesBronson

Just found out it’s a three-day weekend!

This looks hilarious.

This looks hilarious.

Is she alright ?? Should I send balloons and candy?

She’s fine, thank you. She now has a telepathic link to nearby arachnids.