Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you THE ESTATE FIND OF THE CENTURY! I don’t know who you are, Nancy D. Parker, but in 1983 you created something magical.

We were having a lazy day in the house and just got the kids settled. The ex and I were lying down for a nap, too. Our idiot mailman zoomed into our driveway and banged on the horn ‘cause he’s too lazy to walk to our door. I was like, “What the Hell?”

The ex ran out in a huff and came back with a large package. Him: [sigh] “A giant map color drawing of Magnum P.I.-era Tom Selleck? I’m gonna guess this is yours.”

It totally is.

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